God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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