kristin has been a bad kristin
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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