people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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