My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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