I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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