I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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