We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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