So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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