Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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