I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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