Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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