Your tits are I can't wait for
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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