She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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