It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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