that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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