Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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