oh god the rape fog is back!
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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