I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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