your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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