She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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