a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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