does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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