therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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