Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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