An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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