Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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