dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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