You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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