i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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