remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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