two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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