ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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