Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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