Are we in a gay sports bar?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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