Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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