??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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