oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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