This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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