We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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