It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You can't just leave with hair like that
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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