That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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