Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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