Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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