If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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