Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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