I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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