My first STD was from a foam party
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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