no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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