How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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