Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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