please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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