yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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