another moral hangover. fuck.
You can't special order awesome
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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