Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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