piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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