Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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