Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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